when someone asks to see your phone
I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay
and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet
so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”
and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me
hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear
do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs
faked the whole squad
Extraordinary levels of finesse
even faked the cameraman
I still want to bulk buy these and adonize batch pink.
Apart from being super cool - which it definitely is - the serrated side cuts through braided rope, and though I haven’t seen it in person I’d be willing to bet money the smallest (“flat phillips”) screwdriver picks handcuffs.
Ladies, this is an escape tool.