I'd Rather Die Than Be Like You

intensional:

when someone asks to see your phone

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thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

happywater:

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

peterandstiles:

deckthebunkers:

do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs

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cannaoisseur:

youngharlemnigga:

lovethyhippie:

faked the whole squad

Extraordinary levels of finesse

even faked the cameraman

cannaoisseur:

youngharlemnigga:

lovethyhippie:

faked the whole squad

Extraordinary levels of finesse

even faked the cameraman


it’s never a good idea to pinch Marilyn Manson’s cheek at his house

it’s never a good idea to pinch Marilyn Manson’s cheek at his house

distractedbyshinyobjects:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

Apart from being super cool - which it definitely is - the serrated side cuts through braided rope, and though I haven’t seen it in person I’d be willing to bet money the smallest (“flat phillips”) screwdriver picks handcuffs.
Ladies, this is an escape tool.

distractedbyshinyobjects:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

Apart from being super cool - which it definitely is - the serrated side cuts through braided rope, and though I haven’t seen it in person I’d be willing to bet money the smallest (“flat phillips”) screwdriver picks handcuffs.

Ladies, this is an escape tool.